I got a new camera.

I would take a picture of it and post it but it was EXTREMELY difficult for it to take a picture of itself. I tried for about an hour before I just gave up. I actually thought of a way to do it but it involved the universe folding in on itself.

It's like Greg's camera except it works. I got it for my birfday from mom and Allison. It's just like the one the Russian whores stole. And sort of like the one Greg threw in the channel between Tangier Island and the Shipwreck Island of Flying Colin Chasers.

Next year I'll bring it with me, and let's see . . . I guess it's either Colin's or Damon's turn to lose their cameras. Keep the tradition alive!!