"Give a man a horse he can ride, give a man a boat he can sail;
and his rank and wealth, his strength and health
on sea nor shore shall fail."

-James Thomson


If, however, your health shall fail while we sail, I have a small collection of samples and an even smaller collection of knowledge. So speak up while we're underway and I may have the idea that could salvage your day.
Among my collection is a mustard poultice (when I jam it on, you'll take no notice) - and not to mention my captain's stitches, (not a remedy for thieving Russian bitches)
and of course I have pills galore, so Isaac may sample another whore with none the worry of a pecker sore