Don't let this weather get the best of you, my loyal crew. It will be over soon enough and we'll be on the water, drunk as Chichester.
And our crew's enthusiasm is ON, my friends. Take a look:
Derek is IN. He told his boss to go fuck himself if he tries to hold him in DC this year. Mai Tais and garlicky steak will hurt so gOOd ...
Chris Davies now has a kid and is ready to sail --- or at least fish with his cast net on the Segel. Even Kristy told him that "assholes rule the Navy" in 2007. That's a solid "GO", folks.
Colin is chomping at the BIT. Just picture him revving the Segel's diesel, full-on back to the dock at Tilghman in 2005 --- black smoke choking in from the air. Need I say more?
Jason bought a god damned sailboat, for christ's sake. The mother fucker is a solo sailor now, which is much more than the rest of us can say. Sleepless nights are are like candy to him.
Greg is, well ... Greg. I expect inspiring sermons or a witty quip here and there. Or sleepless help at the helm through thin and thick. Fuck people who talk a lot.
And for me, what can I say. I'm touring freaking ocean racing sailing territory and met arguably the best sailor in history, Sir Robin Knox-Johnston. Yea, I'm pretty cool.
HERE'S TO JUNE, MY BITCHES. HERE'S TO JUNE.
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Don't forget this the 5th sailing trip anniversary. That is good for something. perhaps a live band and a keg. maybe a mutiny. maybe fireworks - at least the loud banging ones. Chris?
(as Damon reads this, his smile fades as he realizes his crew may be too hard to handle this year)
Is it cool if I bring a girlfriend this year? She can stay in the forecabin.
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