As your staff biologist it is my job to make sure you are completely educated, or in this case "re-educated" to the cause of true science. During the voyage I will subject you to the true nature of humanity, science, and the cosmos. The lessons you learned can not only be translated to conquering the endless sea, but making your life complete.
Here is the assigned text you will need to acquire before the trip:
As a supplement I have acquired some visiual aids. Direct from a very reputible scientific university are these three informative videos instructing us in the wonders of Science! So plan on some intense study session where Dr. B. Jones will lead us down tha path of true knowledge and salvation.
Lesson 1: Forces of Nature
In one of the first important lessons we will discover the mystical way that forces work. We will rejoice in the great "force" that allows us to use the wind to sail!, not to mention do other stuff well!
Let's hope there is a "force" that will fill our sails all week long!
Lesson 2: Personal Hygiene
Those without proper teeth shall be hence returned to the deep! and so it was written.... and so it must be done.... Sorry wiggles :(
This also applies to all things frowned upon!
In Conclusion:
Amen Brothers, Is anyone ready to sail!
5 comments:
Chris has gone completely mad.
Mad with the sea, Plus I want to further your path to the "right" side! :)
LX - I'll introduce you to my neighbors whose van has two little fishies with crosses in them on the back. and a bumper sticker that reads, SUPPORT PRESIDENT BUSH AND OUR TROOPS.
LX - I'll introduce you to my neighbors whose van has two little fishies with crosses in them on the back. and a bumper sticker that reads, SUPPORT PRESIDENT BUSH AND OUR TROOPS.
LARGE MOUTHS NEED LARGE TEETH.
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