I'll be your captain on this trip. What does that mean? What powers does that title confer to me? Well, it's a mix of cabin boy/town drunk/ranting fool/guy-who-untanlges ropes.
Oh, all of that, and you have to obey every command I give you, no matter how ridiculous.
The rest of the crew (below) are actually upstanding citizens.
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I intend to follow your orders, No matter how riduculous!
You best believe I'm thinking two steps ahead of the game.
If Colin is 1st mate, will I have to give him sponge baths like last year? I hate when he makes me do that. Please help me, captain.
Jason,
When sponge-bathing the first mate or captain, just make sure you also include a foot massage (don't forget the bunions, either).
I'm sorry but I can't offer assistance in this matter. Rules are rules.
I was watching Master and Commander the other day, and the scene with the surgery reminded me of that dimly lit office and your pale skinny leg with blood streaming down it.
speakin o' which - what is your nickname? Jack Aubrey's was Lucky Jack. Think of something cool before somebody calls you Shitface Fodge.
One cannot choose a nickname for himself.
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