On second listening to the previously posted song, I think I do agree with Derek. It is a tad bit homosexual sounding. But hey, isn't that what navy life was founded on?
Anyway, here's arguably the best drinking and sailing song in existence.
Let me know your thoughts . . .
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Now these are some great lyrics!
Slit Your Throat
Argh! Argh! Argh! Argh! On the open seas is where we roam, sinking your ships and hearing you moan. Rape the first mates as we please, bring your captain to his knees. Carve out your eyes with an ice cream scoop, shoot your balls right through a hoop. I'm not going to listen to this and I'm not going to hear this now! Argh! Argh! Argh! Argh! Our fearsome ship is littered with gold, don't mess with us, I'll slit your throat! We won't give up till your ships sank, if you survive you'll walk the plank. We'll rape your dainty swabs in the behind, the skull and crossbones is our sign. My parrot Jimbo is my only friend, slicing your guts you'll never mend. I'm not going to listen to this, Arrrrgh! Yeah we're pirates, sail the seas. Yeah we're pirates, watch you bleed. Yeah we're pirates, yo ho ho. Yeah we're pirates, Slit your Throat!!!
Holy shit.
Try this first mate on for size
CT First Mate
We have created a monster. I may not feel like raping the first mate as I please. In fact, everything else is cool, with the gold, and the ice cream scoop, and the throat slittings, but the raping dainty swabs . . .
Colin,
Other first mates, mate. Not you.
A friggin classic...
"Friggin' in the Riggin'" by the Sex Pistols
It was on the good ship Venus
By Christ, ya shoulda seen us
The figurehead was a whore in bed
And the mast, a mammoth penis
The captain of this lugger
He was a dirty bugger
He wasn't fit to shovel shit
From one place to another
Chorus:
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was fuck all else to do
The captains name was Morgan
By Christ, he was a gorgon
Ten times a day he'd stop and play
With his fuckin' organ
The first mate's name was Cooper
By Christ he was a trooper.
He jerked and jerked until he worked
Himself into a stupor
Chorus
The second mate was Andy
By Christ, he had a dandy
Till they crushed his cock on a jagged rock
For cumming in the brandy
The cabin boy was Flipper
He was a fuckin' nigger
He stuffed his ass with broken glass
And circumcised the skipper
Chorus
The Captain's wife was Mabel
To fuck she was not able
So the dirty shits, they nailed her tits
Across the barroom table
The Captain had a daughter
Who fell in deep sea water
And by her squeals we knew the eels
Had found 'er sexual quarters
Repeat Chorus to Fade
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